Music saves me from my thoughts

Conversations with my trainer

  • Trainer: I want you to walk the course by yourself
  • Me: what
  • ~~~~
  • Me: what time is the lesson
  • Trainer: The lesson is going to be at 10:00
  • Me: wait tell me the lesson time again
  • ~~~~
  • Trainer: I want the stalls completely set up when it's time to unload.
  • Me: yes okay got it
  • (Unloading time comes)
  • Trainer: WHY THE FUCK ARE THE STALLS NOT READY
  • Me: i am not worthy
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  • Trainer: braid up after we school
  • Me: okay
  • Me: where's the yarn
  • Me: I'm out of bands
  • Me: wait gotta pull some mane over here
  • Me: I can't do the forelock
  • Me: my spacing is fucked up
  • Me: how do you braid again
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  • Me: *is dying of thirst in 90 degree weather but can't take a break because trainer is yelling at me*
  • ~~~~
  • Me: it's so cold i can't feel my toes
  • Trainer: great lets do half pass and canter serpentines
  • Me: what no
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  • Me: *gets nervous when ordering Starbucks for trainer because of the fear of messing it up*
  • ~~~~
  • Me: *does something*
  • Me: trainer would not approve of my actions
  • ~~~~

Conversations with my trainer

  • Trainer: I want you to walk the course by yourself
  • Me: what
  • ~~~~
  • Me: what time is the lesson
  • Trainer: The lesson is going to be at 10:00
  • Me: wait tell me the lesson time again
  • ~~~~
  • Trainer: I want the stalls completely set up when it's time to unload.
  • Me: yes okay got it
  • (Unloading time comes)
  • Trainer: WHY THE FUCK ARE THE STALLS NOT READY
  • Me: i am not worthy
  • ~~~~
  • Trainer: braid up after we school
  • Me: okay
  • Me: where's the yarn
  • Me: I'm out of bands
  • Me: wait gotta pull some mane over here
  • Me: I can't do the forelock
  • Me: my spacing is fucked up
  • Me: how do you braid again
  • ~~~~
  • Me: *is dying of thirst in 90 degree weather but can't take a break because trainer is yelling at me*
  • ~~~~
  • Me: it's so cold i can't feel my toes
  • Trainer: great lets do half pass and canter serpentines
  • Me: what no
  • ~~~~
  • Me: *gets nervous when ordering Starbucks for trainer because of the fear of messing it up*
  • ~~~~
  • Me: *does something*
  • Me: trainer would not approve of my actions
  • ~~~~